If you close your eyes, you can almost hear those immortal words from Britain's favourite businessman ringing through the halls of Nelson Mandela House. But in typical Only Fools manner, this isn't exactly as expected!
Click here to purchase The Queen's Platinum Jubbly Souvenir's
We buy excess stock...so all is good...or is it? There is a slight printing/translation error. So may we present to you, 10,800 items of limited edition Queen's Platinum Jubilee tea sets, Mugs and decorative plates for purchase.
You will notice this is probably more at home on the shelf next to Peckham Spring as these are in fact celebrating the Queen's Platinum Jubbly! These are...as you say...the Creme de la Menthe! So if you are a fan of the Queen and Del Boy...two birds with one stone! Apart from the obvious gimmick factor, there is an abundance of fantastic things you could do with these:
- Become an Only Fools and Horses fan and wow your friends with your Lovely Jubbly set!
- Take-up plate spinning as a hobby
If you fancy owning a unique piece of Jubliee history or want to follow in Del’s footsteps and get stuck with 10,800 items of Platinum Jubbly stock please use the “Buy It ASAP” Button.
There is only 10,800 pieces available, so once its gone....that is it!
Please: note the Queens Jubliee stock does come with a slight mistake as clearly shown above.
The collection of Jubbly merch is now world-famous, please see some of the press received below...
Amanda Holden: Heart FM
The Daily Mail